i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
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I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
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I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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