The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
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Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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