So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
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I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
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In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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