i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
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I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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