What a fucking waste of an outfit
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
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I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
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I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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