her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
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She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
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I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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