My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
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Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
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I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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