i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
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Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
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He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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