i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
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Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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