I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
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Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
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Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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