Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
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Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
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This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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