Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
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Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
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My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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