Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
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It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
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