Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
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I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
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i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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