it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
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I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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