Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
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Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
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Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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