just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
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I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
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I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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