I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
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there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
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Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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