even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Last time i carry you out of a forest
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
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Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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