Do vagina's smell?
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
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did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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