JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
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Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
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And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Boobs are out for the taking
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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