Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
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you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
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He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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