hotel room ftw
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
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Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
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Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
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