I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
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So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
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Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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