how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i just made my gag reflex go away.
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Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
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We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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