Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
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My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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