What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
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When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
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Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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