this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
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Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
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I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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