508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
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you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
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I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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