There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
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From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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