You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
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The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
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with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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