somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
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I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
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Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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