I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
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May the power of my ass compel you!!
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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