I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
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I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
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You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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