let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
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They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
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Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Never joke about your clitoris.
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