Those balls look pretty dangerous.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
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The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
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HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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