I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
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I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
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Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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