If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
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I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
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He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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