glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
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Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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