what if I'm pregnant?
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I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
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nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
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