Heybabeimwearingurpanties
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
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someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
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So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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