well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
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i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
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Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
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I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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