And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
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Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
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How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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