I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
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It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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