I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
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He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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