My brain says no but my pants say off.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
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Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
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Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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