I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
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Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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