so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
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You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
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He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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