let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I seem to have left my pride at pride
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
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MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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