is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
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there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
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Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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